beauxbatons:

oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

What I hate about being a girl:

fyeahmainer:

  • Periods
  • Period cramps
  • Sore tits
  • Mood swings
  • Picking out outfits for the day
  • Styling hair after showering
  • Having a hard time running cause of your tits
  • Making sure you don’t get pregnant
  • Carrying the baby
  • Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
  • Make sure you don’t get raped
  • Having pedophiles hit on you
  • Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.

I’ve never seen such an accurate text post 

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

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youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.